I wonder if Karen Freeman has googled herself lately. If so, she’d find her amazing phone messages posted here, and she’d probably stop leaving me new ones. Let’s hope that doesn’t happen, though, because when I came into work this morning, I was rewarded with not one, but two new gems from her homegrown conspiracy service. If you’re not familiar with the saga, be sure to check out the first, second, and third messages from her over the last year or so, which I posted earlier this month. This weekend’s first message was left at 4pm on Saturday, which goes against my theory that she was calling when there was very little chance of anyone being in. I love the fact that she seems to be done with her script at about 45 seconds in, and, noticing this, she just starts in again with a new one, as though she just flipped the page over and started on a new rant. She makes some references to topics she’s raised before – Playbill Magazine, Ronald Reagan, quagmires – as well as some new targets like Alcoholics Anonymous, the Oxygen network, and call-forwarding. I’ve got to say I’m pleased we’re on a nickname-basis now.

Hey Bri
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Hey Bri, please check and investigate this. Um, a company called Playbill, the National Theater Magazine, August 1995, Volume 95, Number 8. That’s from “How to Succeed in Business,” in the “H” you see the Twin Towers, the “2,” then “money.” This show came out in ’95. It was narrated by Walter Cronkite. I believe the the cast members were involved in the kamikaze activity of the Twin Towers. 9/11 insurance fraud monies. I believe some of these actors have associations with “Saturday Night Live” and the Oxygen Network. Get this on all stations and let everybody know. Thank you for your time. Here’s some additional information. There’s a group called the Oxford Group that turned into Alcoholics Anonymous. Believe it or not, they got involved possibly in some Cold War activities. Um, y’know, AA is based on suggestion like subliminal like Timothy Leary, and get this, the stock market station since ’29 is hosted by a man named Art Cashin. At the end of the night in Vegas, what do you do? You cash in your chips, you take your money, and run. I wanted to suggest that entertainers and musicians have a high rate of sex drugs and alcohol, and for money and drugs, will do anything, even fame. Believe it or not, since Marilyn Monroe and Kennedy, I believe entertainers are circumventing our government operations, call-forwarding, quagmires, people like Ronald Reagan, actors, even contributions to Democrats or Republicans [beep beep] may go to the entertainment industry. All I want to do is suggest that you might find some of the TV terrorists at your local Alcoholics Anonymous groups. You might also want to let your businessmen–