The Appropriate Financial Man

December 14th, 2006 · No Comments

In this installation of the ongoing saga of Karen Freeman, we learn about Karen’s uncle from Cleveland, her reading habits, and her concerns about Monopoly. Not monopolies, but Monopoly. She’s definitely not running out of things to say this time around, and I don’t get the sense that she’s just spinning her wheels as we’ve heard before. She gets more and more agitated as the message goes on, and names actual people and actual companies she’d like to share her concerns about. I wonder if her uncle Vic knows she’s talking about him?

David, calling for the appropriate financial man. I am concerned that large corporations – media, communications, government – have been buying into a fraudulent stock market since the stock market crash. My Time-Life book says that there’s a great deal of information sensationalized. Many Fortune 500 companies have closed the past ten years, as well as Chicago newspapers and many newspapers. Now my concerns are that people played Monopoly. When New York became extinct because of a water plague, people from Cleveland, Ohio, started buying up all that New York real estate that was never inhabitable. Utilities went unpaid, condo expenses – matter of fact, insurance fraud. Every death is an act of God: heart attack, brain aneurysm, a shot in the head, an act of terrorism. Property insurance fraud. If you don’t itemize every year and have it appraised, you can never collect. People don’t know what they’re doing, you know, in traditional financial senses. And my concerns are that a lot of these bigwigs bought into a fraudulent stock market, have multiple homes at the different airline hub or TV hub locations. And I know you’re responsible for BMG and Viacom, or Comcast, or a number of companies that you interact with, any, you know, any division of industry has got a lot networking involved. And I thought it would be a criminal if everybody invested in this fraudulent stock market. Matter of fact, the AIDS money – Vic Gelb, my uncle from Cleveland, Ohio, you know sometimes I say, hey, AIDS has the same signs and symptoms as bubonic, they took penicillin off the market, he’s got a relationship with Teva Pharmaceuticals in Israel. It’s almost like a money laundering operation, they don’t tell you you can get healthy water from rain, the rain gutter on your house, you’ve got manufacturers manufacturing with contaminated products. Matter of fact, that–

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