Ah, the end of an era. It’s my last day at work today, and I am pleased to present the last message in a series from Ms. Karen Freeman. This is the second of two I received while away from work for a few weeks; the caller obviously possessed the determination necessary to listen to my ‘away message,’ and choose the option “if you still want to leave a message for this person, press 5.” She must really care. Check out all of the other messages in the series stretching back over the last year. I wonder if I’ll ever find out who she is and why she chose me. Perhaps it’s better left unknown.

Hey, it’s Karen
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Hey, it’s Karen. Get this: GE Imagination split off from CBS sometime about ’76 – the independence, Liberty Bell. Could they have been a New Englander who wasn’t getting community support in things like a kamikaze incident so maybe they say hey, if you’re not gonna be one of us, we’re going to do the ‘perfect storm’ to you and kill you off? Because y’know, some people are just like that, I thought, maybe if I can help, y’know, narrow down the base of some of these, y’know, corrupt individuals who are criminally insane, oppressing and destroying everything across the nation, terrorizing water. I mean leprosy water plagues – the bubonic, Scarlet Letter – have been around forever but this new formaldehyde dehydration thing, y’know, it’s gonna be the death of us and all other people. Um, so what I did wanna do is just, um, y’know, say that a lot of musicians and actors hang out at Alcoholics Anonymous, founded by a doctor of psychiatry and a stock market broker, Waltham and Shaker Heights during ’29 crash went through a water extermination. So if all I can do is keep trying to narrow the base of this criminal group, and subliminal suggestion could be like “Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club” using these actors and actresses for our political administration who, who are involved in government systems or in communication quagmires. Thanks for your time – don’t forget we have a decentralized government, nobody follows up on jack shit, so we’ve gotta just talk about it in chat rooms, talk about it in the community, and —

Nice talking with you, Karen.