{"id":301,"date":"2005-03-18T12:15:16","date_gmt":"2005-03-18T19:15:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.doubleperf.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/03\/18\/give_it_up_for_the_king.html"},"modified":"2008-12-31T00:46:44","modified_gmt":"2008-12-31T08:46:44","slug":"give_it_up_for_the_king","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.doubleperf.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/03\/18\/give_it_up_for_the_king.html","title":{"rendered":"Give it up for the King"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"mm_parking.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.doubleperf.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/03\/18\/mm_parking.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><BR><BR>The following things, I learned last night, are all associated with a period of history known as &#8220;medieval&#8221;: bawdy limericks, Shakespeare, monks, chastity belts, the Irish, and Simon and Garfunkel&#8217;s &#8220;Scarborough Fair.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Thirteen of us ventured (and that is the correct word) through the heart of the Big Dig to <a title=\"The Medieval Manor Theatre Restaurant\" href=\"http:\/\/www.medievalmanor.com\/\">The Medieval Manor Theatre Restaurant<\/a>, somewhere on the other side of I-93.  We were there to celebrate Dan&#8217;s birthday, though he sadly escaped much personal ribbing from King Dominic, Shmutz the Oaf, Squeegie the Jester, and the various wenches. <BR><BR><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"mm_king.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.doubleperf.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/03\/18\/mm_king.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"213\" \/><BR><BR>We enjoyed the food, all eaten with our hands, from &#8220;cheese trenchers&#8221; (pizza, anyone?) to entire chickens.  &#8220;Our beer tonight is Michelob Amber Bock,&#8221; Sadie said &#8211; why do I think that&#8217;s their beer <I>every<\/I> night?  We each got a pitcher, which, when combined with the amount of food and the entertainment value, makes the $23 a head cost seem pretty reasonable.  What impressed the most was the cast&#8217;s seriousness and commitment to the dramatic, boring parts of the show.  As someone in the group said as we walked back to the T, &#8220;You know what, they didn&#8217;t make any mistakes!&#8221;  It&#8217;s a strange thing to say at an all-you-can-eat, all-you-can-drink faux medieval banquet and theater evening, but it was completely true.  There was Colin Quinn-meets-Ryan O&#8217;Neal as Squeegie, Famke Jansseen-meets-the Biscuit as Lily, Chris Cooper after a few more years in the swamps on guitar, and <a title=\"Yareev's schmonz.com:\/\" href=\"http:\/\/www.schmonz.com\/\">Schmonz<\/a> as Shmutz.  After all that, though, I still can&#8217;t place the King &#8211; Brian Dennehy meets one of the guys from Car Talk?  Not quite, but close.<BR><BR>We had a great time, though much of it was spent in disbelief at the ridiculous, surreal things people were doing on stage, and the bad, bad jokes.  If you&#8217;re interested in hearing from people who actually didn&#8217;t like it, be sure to check out their <a title=\"Pan Mail\" href=\"http:\/\/www.medievalmanor.com\/panmail.html\">Pan Mail<\/a>.<BR><BR><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"mm_chorus.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.doubleperf.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/03\/18\/mm_chorus.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"131\" \/><BR><BR>Also, for further elucidation on the medieval theatrical phenomenon, check out the 1996 <a title=\"This American Life | Simulated Worlds\" href=\"http:\/\/www.thislife.org\/pages\/descriptions\/96\/38.html\">This American Life show<\/a> in which Ira goes to Medieval Times with a medieval scholar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The following things, I learned last night, are all associated with a period of history known as &#8220;medieval&#8221;: bawdy limericks, Shakespeare, monks, chastity belts, the Irish, and Simon and Garfunkel&#8217;s &#8220;Scarborough Fair.&#8221; Thirteen of us ventured (and that is the correct word) through the heart of the Big Dig to The Medieval Manor Theatre Restaurant, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-301","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cambridge"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.doubleperf.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.doubleperf.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.doubleperf.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.doubleperf.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.doubleperf.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=301"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.doubleperf.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1068,"href":"http:\/\/www.doubleperf.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301\/revisions\/1068"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.doubleperf.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=301"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.doubleperf.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=301"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.doubleperf.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=301"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}