The amazing Karen Freeman, whose work I have chronicled here over the past few years, used to leave bizarre, incoherent and intense voicemails on my work telephone. After I left work, I could no longer check if she was still actively calling, but back in March, I received an email from a gentleman named David, who told me that he, too, was a lucky recipient of Karen’s attention, and had found my transcripts while looking for info on her. He had recently received a message, the latest in a string of calls that dated back at least two years, and was kind enough to send it to me. He’s since sent two more, and just this week, he wrote saying he’d received three messages in a row one day. So, without further ado, the first of David’s messages.

An International Company
(811 kb mp3, 2:18)

Hi David, this is Karen, I’ve left messages for you before. Sony is an international company, so are many of the other communications, whether it be Viacom, Comcast, DreamWorks, or Disney. Many of them have locations internationally. Believe it or not, I know you’re part of BMG and since I don’t know what time, but entertainers and actors might be being used, like Ronald Reagan, to represent our political offices. Our contribution monies may not be going where they’re supposed to be, New York City might have been terrorized with water viruses and San Francisco, because the entertainers and actors, whether it be Beverly Hills, saying “Hey, we’ve got problems in media, communications, and our government.” Bubonic plague, spelled B-U-B-O-N-I-C, has the same signs and symptoms as the AIDS virus. Now there’s a book called “The Peter Principle,” written by Peter Lawrence. He was a professor out of the University of Southern California, involved with working with retarded people, with criminals, with people like actors who go to Alcoholics Anonymous meetings. A musician, who could be used as roadies, to go throughout the cities, doing dad’s bag, let’s bag our dad. People at the Oxygen Network are aware of this, matter of fact there’s a show called “The Ron Show,” it involves snuff and mutilation of persons’ private parts, and “The Gabriel Show,” involved in also some questionable sexual activity and mutilation. These shows are being, um, are international, and our concerns are that other family businesses and families are being terrorized throughout the nation, and that censorship going back many years in the media and communcations industries is holding us up from slave labor, seven dollars an hour, 14,000 a year, you can’t afford rent to drive your car to work. You’ve got water that is not a healthy formula to produce a product that–

I’m really not sure about the “dad/bag” business near the end – any suggestions?