So says the Virtual Model (TM) from Lands’ End which I discovered looking for Christmas gift suggestions. Other fashion advice from this apparently English advisor:

• Tops, bottoms and belts in contrasting colours will make you seem shorter.
• Stay away from cuffed pantstrousers with turn-ups.

My dude looks more like that guy from Felicity than anyone else, but I tried valiantly to get him to show me how the proper “panstrousers” might look. Not sure it really worked.